Grandma's Wisdom

"Now remember, people can get struck by lightening"

-My grandmother's wise advice on a stormy afternoon

Memories Of A Higher Standard...

"This yearbook smells like glue!"

"And that's how I'll remember high school."

-In regards to receiving yearbooks-a year later.

Academic Doesn't Mean Intelligent...

"This specialty restaurant, starting with the letter H, began in London, but now the chain can be found universally."

"It's not Hardees, is it?"

-Academic Team mishaps

A Letter-ful Game

"Okay, there's 88 of k's on a p. What does the 'k' and the 'p' stand for?!"

"88 kittens on a piano!!"

-While completing a letter game in Advanced English II

The French Would Love You...

"The beautiful palace was owned by the aristocrats, so who owned the shacks and run-down houses?"

"The non-aristocrats!"

-During a discussion of artistic themes and elements

A Mishap of Sorts...

"House of Seven Gables? Is that by an Anne?"

-Before Academic Team practice

Namco Weeps...

"This may be a dumb question, but in PacMan, are you the PacMan?"

-Before playing PacMan for the first time, even though he had been watching someone else play for the past ten minutes

Geography is no longer offered as a class.

"Wasn't Ohio part of the West in the Civil War? I mean, not the West-the one that's more North..."

-Listing the states representing the North in the Civil War

Mmmmm...grease.

"Every time that band screamed, I thought of White Castles."

-On the way back from a concert, stopping at White Castle

I Hope You Are Never Pregnant...

"How many mesters are in a trimester?"

-A question regarding class scheduling

Literature Confusion

"Are Jules Verne and Jane Eyre the same person?"

-Before an Academic Team practice

An Introduction of Sorts...

I'll make this short and sweet.

Aloha, I'm Heather.

I am not Hawaiian.

I like people.

They say funny things.

Sometimes, I say funny things too.

Heather writes them down.

Sometimes once, sometimes twice.

It depends on people.

Everything I post has been said to me,

or maybe overheard.

Imma good eavesdropper.

That is all for now.

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